Work Hard, Play Hard
BodyLab clients work out hard, but they also PLAY hard too!
Are you a corporate crusader who has mastered the art of client entertainment? Perhaps you like to graze on the muffins and sweet rolls that are catered in for meetings and conferences, or maybe you just can’t say no to the goodies that your office provides for every occasion imaginable. Are you busy crunching numbers or just busy crunching on salty snacks?
Take a look at yourself naked. Yes, the rat race has taken its toll on your body. You’ve made some good money and gotten the promotions, but in the meantime, you’ve also gotten larger. Now, more than ever, large corporate mammals are left unchecked, free to roam the country and feed at will. You’re part of the new American Evolution…the survival of the fattest.
Fortunately, The BodyLab offers a solution to this new and growing herd, we understand how hard it can be to eat right and train consistently when you seem to do nothing but work and travel. Our program is designed to hold you accountable in both areas. We’ll give you realistic nutritional coaching on how to eat right on the road or when dining out, followed by carefully monitored daily food reports. We’re also going to make sure you show up for each and every workout, and if you’re traveling all week, no problem – we’ll create workouts for you to do on the road.
You’ve been working out for years. You know everything about training and nutrition. You’ve got it figured out. But wait…maybe not. You haven’t really made any noticeable progress in a while. You’re bored with your old routine and the same old classes. And bootcamps? Please.
Put down your ego for a minute. Accept the fact that your workouts aren’t challenging anymore, and those good eating habits have slipped (or truth be told – you never really knew how to eat right). After seven years of refining and design, the BodyLab workouts will leave you completely spent, wondering what the hell you’ve been doing the past few years. Assuming of course that you actually make it through the entire workout. Challenged? Then bring it!
Smokers and Drinkers
Yah Baby! You’re hot. You party. You do car bombs and smoke Marlboro Lights like a rockstar. And there’s one thing you know for sure, you’re not giving any of it up. Fine, neither are we. Try keeping up with our owners at a tequila bar, or go pint-for-pint with our head trainer. Look, we get it. You don’t have to give up your social life to look and feel great. You just have to learn how to make it work, and we’ll teach you. Cheers to that, baby.
A few strolls around Wash Park not cutting it? Getting a few too many recipe ideas for double-double chocolate brownies? Maybe you just can’t stay away from the kid’s mac and cheese. Either way, you’d rather give up a limb than go bikini shopping, and for good reason. You used to be soooo HOT… but with the kid’s busy schedules and all of the other thankless tasks that seem to fill your day, you just can’t get to the gym anymore, and when you do, you just gossip with you pals and never break a sweat! Get out of the minivan… It’s time to uncover the body that used to turn heads.